Los pijomunistas. / The Communists pijos. (SPANISH-ENGLISH)
Por: Javier Sobrevive
No, even if it looks like the title is not. This is not the plot of a movie by Pajares and Esteso (two geniuses), like “Los liantes”, “Los bingueros”, “El currante” or the great “I made Roque III”. This is not a movie, the pijomunistas are a new Spanish social class, the chachi, the well-being, the pita and, above all, the ethical and moral distribution wherever it goes. A pijomunista is normally a thirty-year-old son of a father, a father and a mother with a well-paid liberal profession or a high ranking civil servant. Children who have never lacked anything and who have been educated in the “leftist progressivism” of parents faithful to the concerts of Aute, Serrat or Victor Manuel and Ana Belén.
Children who boast of a hard life that they have never had and of a difficult personal or professional career, for which they have never passed. Children who have never had to work in life and who have studied careers of doubtful professional exit, but of successful political exit. Children who, moreover, have been educated in the absolute truth, theirs, and who are distributing to right and sinister rules of life that they have never tried in their own flesh. Children, in short, easy life who have discovered that presuming otherwise, and with much labia, can reach the highest levels of political and economic success.
These children, as they have a lot of brash talk, decided one day to found a party, “PODEMOS”, with which they realized that they had found the golden egg hen. But that hen was not having founded a party with clear and feasible ideas, that hen found it in the way of selling it. They started selling that smoke and they were successful, people believed them. Now we find that these children, already thirty-somethings, have achieved what they intended, their personal and economic success. We are already located and with the retirement of gold practically assured. Pursuing salaries in a year that many retirees have not been able to earn in the whole professional life and with fully committed advocates of their cause.
Children like Iglesias, like Errejón and like the great Espinar with his last scandal. Almost all of them benefited by the Goddess fortune to get a VPO, very difficult to obtain for others, and scholarships for jobs that have never been fulfilled. “Pijomunistas” yes, not the “BorjaMari” that we were all accustomed to see. Distributing right and wrong a dose of morality and ethics that they do not have, have not had and will never have. A few jetas of life, go.